Spread the Stupidity!

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America .......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of tha t stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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Reaching and Keeping At-Promise Youth

CIS Houston held 'cluster training' and received this workshop presentation on July 15, 2008.


The Winner's Circle

After winning the Egg Toss, Sean and Nickii took time for an interview with an Olympic scout.


Fiestas Patrias 2006

Radio interview with Alicia Alanis, KSBJ Radio in Houston, Texas [ksbj.org]. Our discussion related to the influence of Latin American cultures in the United States.


Jesus never fails

Pastor Cantu drove in to San Antonio on March 8, 2008 for a family celebration and took the initiative to stop by and pray with my dad and others. At the end of the prayer, he began to sing.  As we raised our voices, my heart was filled with joy as I watched my dad join in.